Curse

Faure · Dec 19, 2010, 06:46 AM // 06:46

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Originally Posted by Trader of Secrets

In my alliance chat, some guy accidentally paste a link to a page to dl his porn.

Why's that bad :P ?

Zodiac Meteor · Dec 19, 2010, 07:01 AM // 07:01

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Originally Posted by DigitalFear

I've already seen people asking for tonics. Go figure.

That's really ironic, Friday I suggested to this really pissed off player "to find pro's at the cost of being a d-bag ask for peoples tonic stacks."

I'm pretty sure 99% of failures come from rubberbanding. I always tell pugs, if I'm casting Snowball to close, summon a snowman to let me know and I'll /stuck out of there.

Oh, and bosses have aggro range the size of the casting range. Which means unless your at the utmost corner casting snowball your gonna aggro.

You know us Guild Wars players, if we don't get close to average time we get f--king angry.

BadgerznPie · Dec 19, 2010, 02:12 PM // 14:12

I think it's hilarious to see "lfg crush i'm exp!!!1" when the quest is really incredibly easy. Of course then again I've seen people who will aggro the group by the beacon over and over again. lol @ the showing tonics thing

Swingline · Dec 19, 2010, 09:22 PM // 21:22

I have been in groups with ppl who dont get it that you have to stand in a certain spot/area, the idea is to make it as fast as possible so u get gifts/tonics fast as possible. As for the asking for tonics yea its retarded but its no more retarded than asking for stones in UW now since all you have to do is buy them and your an instant pro.

EDIT: This just happend to me while we were getting a crush team together

Ping your build
?
I remember you not having a good build
You realize this is a snowball fight right?
Yea can you ping your build plz
/kick

MagnumShadow · Dec 19, 2010, 10:15 PM // 22:15

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Originally Posted by Swingline

Ping your build
?
I remember you not having a good build
You realize this is a snowball fight right?
Yea can you ping your build plz
/kick

That made me FACEPALM irl.

Zodiac Meteor · Dec 20, 2010, 12:43 AM // 00:43

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Ping your build
?
I remember you not having a good build
You realize this is a snowball fight right?
Yea can you ping your build plz
/kick

Don't worry I got mending for heals and flare for damages. My armor is about 0 and I don't gots no weapon yet!

Translation, I'm good to go XD. Seriously, you can be level 1 and it wouldn't matter.

Nekodesu · Dec 20, 2010, 08:46 AM // 08:46

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Originally Posted by SkyFallsInThunder

Unfortunately, I did not make a screen of it, but it was when I was still a young ranger running from angry dwarves outside Yak's and I teamed with some other lost souls like myself to go and brave the Road to Borlis Pass. We had a warrior and he told me to be careful where I shoot my arrows because he doesn't want to be shot in the back. And in the first fight he started yelling "DUDE WATCH WHERE YOU SHOOT I GET HIT WITH LOTS OF RANGER ATTACKS".

Awww lol that's so cute XD

aelesia · Jan 01, 2011, 05:51 PM // 17:51

Dude: They might turn GW2 into a WoW clone
Me: Why the heck would they do that for? That goes against everything Anet is trying to achieve with GW2.
Dude: Well Anet already made Aion which is a WoW clone

own age myname · Jan 03, 2011, 11:07 PM // 23:07

Here's one I heard yesterday while selling my tonics:

Buyer: WTB Yuletide tonics, 100g ea.
Me: I have Mischievous tonics.
Buyer: No. I only buy Yuletide, there are too many Mischievous tonics.

Dzjudz · Jan 03, 2011, 11:09 PM // 23:09

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Originally Posted by own age myname

Just because the main connection between GW2 and GW1 is lore, doesn't mean GW2 will be bad.

Anyway this is off-topic. Here's one I heard yesterday while selling my tonics:

Buyer: WTB Yuletide tonics, 100g ea.
Me: I have Mischievous tonics.
Buyer: No. I only buy Yuletide, there are too many Mischievous tonics.

Yuletide tonics are spammable in Loose Magic, Mischievous aren't.

ErrantVenture · Jan 03, 2011, 11:10 PM // 23:10

Today my second acc got a 2 week suspension for GvG match manipulation.
I haven't played a GvG match on it in over 6 months.
Probably the stupidest thing i've come across in GW. GM team is full of pros.

RedDog91 · Jan 03, 2011, 11:27 PM // 23:27

Saw a Prism-ele is HA who made his character black and named it "---- The Black Prism" (the un-needed part of his name is left out for security reasons).
Well anyway, I noticed it and was like "Oh, I get it...like the book, right?"
And he replied "There's no Prisms in the GW books"

...I mean of course theres a good chance he's never read The Black Prism, but does he really think the GW books are the only books in existence?

own age myname · Jan 04, 2011, 12:12 AM // 00:12

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Originally Posted by Dzjudz

Yuletide tonics are spammable in Loose Magic, Mischievous aren't.

O really? I didn't know that lol.

Fierce · Jan 04, 2011, 02:10 PM // 14:10

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Originally Posted by Swingline

Ping your build
?
I remember you not having a good build
You realize this is a snowball fight right?
Yea can you ping your build plz
/kick

LOL =/

I dont get why people take snowball stuff so serious XD Like Crush... SO Easy but ppl act like its a big thing xD

RedDog91 · Jan 05, 2011, 06:17 PM // 18:17

Malganis · Jan 05, 2011, 06:30 PM // 18:30

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Originally Posted by Fierce

LOL =/

I dont get why people take snowball stuff so serious XD Like Crush... SO Easy but ppl act like its a big thing xD

Its a time thing. If you can do Crush Spirits in 3-4 minutes, you get twice as many rewards than if you get a slow group that does it in 6-8 minutes.

Patrisha MacFarlane · Jan 06, 2011, 06:27 AM // 06:27

#1 for this past season:

Un-named Ranger: "PRO Ranger LF PRO Necro SD. NO NOOBS!"

Me: "Pro? I don't get how anyone is "pro" at SD. It's easy."

Un-named Ranger: "U jus say that cuz u suk"

Me: "so says my 39 stacks of prezzies"

Un-named Ranger: "dont lye u bought those"

I dunno who was worse, him for being an arse, or me for responding to him. :/

#2: During the last night of my giveaway event in LA.

Me: "I still have many items left to give away at the Wintersday Tree. Open trade to claim yours! One per person please!"

Un-named Assassin: "U got a polar mini I could have?"

Me: "uhhh.. lol, no sorry."

Un-named Assassin: "r u serius? what kind of a ------- give away is this then??"

Un-named Attendee: "the kind without a mini polar bear?"

Un-named Assassin: "yer give away is ------- ---- then paty! bring the big stuff or get your ----- --- back into the kitchin!"

Me: "Wow.. all that because I dont have a polar bear to give you?"

Un-named Assassin: "y everybidy makin a big ---- deal about this crap event anyway? she dont have no good stuff to give out"

Player is then verbally accosted by about a dozen other players until he leaves the district, making room for someone would might actually appreciate a gold or green item.

true story, took screenshots. Dunno is he was just stupid, a jerk... or just trolling, in which case he was both. And just for the record, he nevered opened trade to get anything, so I saved a gift for someone else too

Del · Jan 06, 2011, 06:45 AM // 06:45

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Originally Posted by Patrisha MacFarlane

#1 for this past season:

Un-named Ranger: "PRO Ranger LF PRO Necro SD. NO NOOBS!"

Me: "Pro? I don't get how anyone is "pro" at SD. It's easy."

Un-named Ranger: "U jus say that cuz u suk"

Me: "so says my 39 stacks of prezzies"

Un-named Ranger: "dont lye u bought those"

I dunno who was worse, him for being an arse, or me for responding to him. :/

#2: During the last night of my giveaway event in LA.

Me: "I still have many items left to give away at the Wintersday Tree. Open trade to claim yours! One per person please!"

Un-named Assassin: "U got a polar mini I could have?"

Me: "uhhh.. lol, no sorry."

Un-named Assassin: "r u serius? what kind of a ------- give away is this then??"

Un-named Attendee: "the kind without a mini polar bear?"

Un-named Assassin: "yer give away is ------- ---- then paty! bring the big stuff or get your ----- --- back into the kitchin!"

Me: "Wow.. all that because I dont have a polar bear to give you?"

Un-named Assassin: "y everybidy makin a big ---- deal about this crap event anyway? she dont have no good stuff to give out"

Player is then verbally accosted by about a dozen other players until he leaves the district, making room for someone would might actually appreciate a gold or green item.

true story, took screenshots. Dunno is he was just stupid, a jerk... or just trolling, in which case he was both. And just for the record, he nevered opened trade to get anything, so I saved a gift for someone else too

I used to give away my IDd golds and normal tomes, etc after chestrunning/vanquishing, but I quit quick, fast, and in a hurry when just about every time someone had to be an ass. Too bad little annoying shits ruined it for the people who actually understand politeness.

Patrisha MacFarlane · Jan 06, 2011, 07:53 AM // 07:53

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Originally Posted by Shady Guy

Far far too many posts in this thread, but its to be expected I suppose. Worst thing I can still remember:
There's nothing to do in this game after you hit lvl 20!
... I think I heard it from two different people too...

Edit: just remembered this one

Person in kamadan: WTB ded Dagnar Stonepate 10k, ded Oni 10k
Me: Pardon, but the oni is very rare, and even dedicated you won't be able to get it for nearly 10k
Person: ARE YOU COMPLAINING? BECAUSE IF YOU COMPLAIN PRICE IS JUST GOING TO GO DOWN
Me (misunderstanding what this meant): no, it might flux a bit but I don't think it will go down that much in price
Person: WTB ded Dagnar Stonepate 10k, Ded Oni 5k

WOW! The guy acted like offering 10k for an Oni was doing the owner a favor.. Reminded me of this: I was trying to sell one of my two MOX's to raise some extra capital for the giveaway this year, just incase.

Un-named monk (knew he was a monk because monk was part of his name): 75k!
Me: For what?
Monk: The MOX.
Me: no sorry, 75k is waaaaay too low an offer for an unded MOX.
Monk: Are you a ------- nub or something?
/ignore Monk

Six days later, saw in the same monk in Party Search, Kamadan dist 3 selling mini-MOX for 55e.

Verene · Jan 06, 2011, 04:12 PM // 16:12

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Originally Posted by Del

I used to give away my IDd golds and normal tomes, etc after chestrunning/vanquishing, but I quit quick, fast, and in a hurry when just about every time someone had to be an ass. Too bad little annoying shits ruined it for the people who actually understand politeness.

Yeah, same here. I'd clear out my storage every so often by going to Tsumei and giving out some of the weapons that had built up in there. I'd say something like "Free staff to the first Necro under level 10 to PM me/open trade with me" and find myself being cursed at by some level 20 Assassin because I wouldn't give them anything. I just merch crap now :\